During a recent Sunday drive I saw a sign on a farmhouse, "Talking Dog for Sale"
In the yard was a Labrador retriever.

You talk?

Yep. Is that a screwdriver antenna on your truck?

Yes, but how do you know that?

I'm a ham radio operator. I got my ticket as pup.

In no time I had DXCC.
Then the CIA asked me to do spy work. But copying CW all day really tired me.
So, I decided to quit and join a ham radio club.

Buy me and I'll be your CW operator in the next DX contest."

I asked the owner what he wanted for the dog.

Ten dollars.

Why on earth are you selling him so cheaply?"

He's a liar. He's only a no-code Tech.